双语笑话|笑看两只蟑螂之间的讨论

Two roaches were munching^{2 on garbage in an alley3 when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.}

I was in that new restaurant across the street, said one. It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere--it's so sanitary^{4 that the whole place shines.}

Please, said the other roach frowning. Not while I'm eating!

中文翻译：

两只蟑螂正在一条小巷的垃圾堆上大吃着，其中的一只谈起了它在一家新开张的饭店里的历程。

那时我在街对面的那家新饭店里，它说。那里太干净了！厨房没一点污渍，地面闪着白光。任何地方都没垃圾。那里是这样干净，整个地方都在发光。

请勿在我吃东西的时候说这个怎么样？另一只蟑螂不悦地说。